Evil

This  is just how evil I am. On the way home today I was followed by a big pickup truck.  I was in the right hand lane of a four lane road.  The driver of said truck moved into the right hand lane to overtake me.  Down the road in the right hand lane was another car.  So what did I do?  I slowly increased my speed so that the pickup truck could not get around me.  Then when I was parallel with the car in the right lane, I slowed down so that the pickup was boxed in.  Oh, the drive of the pickup truck was not happy with me.  When I turned into a store parking lot he stepped on the gas and roared away in a cloud of diesel fumes.  I was amused, however, and isn't that the only important thing?